Um, wow.

My wife went to Targèt last week and had this receipt in her bag. It actually wasn’t hers, which was weird in itself. Someone left it in the cart or something. Anyway.

It was the longest receipt I’ve ever seen. I measured it.

54 inches of paper.

I’m going to try to beat it tonight. I’m going to Blockbuster to rent 4 movies — I’m guessing that should get me somewhere near 5 feet.