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"Traffic spike on my blog today. Mostly from Boston. What’s up with that?
Um. This is what.
Ronnie Craven admitted today that he had been using the name of Turner, an unremarkable power forward/center who played ten seasons for the New Jersey Nets and Orlando Magic, in order to get laid.
He should have told people that he was you instead. I do, and it gets me laid all the time.
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