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Friday edition random house Blizzog style; hope you are IMing/blogging again soon dude:
Just in case flying didn’t suck enough lately, now you can’t take water, shampoo, cell phones or iPods on with you. The terrorists are winning, not because they’re blowing us up, but because they’re altering our freedom.
How can you make broccoli better for you? Two words: pork fat.
Borat is coming to America this fall.