Jan 9 2006

Hilary Swank Reaches Stardom, Dumps Husband

Just as I predicted last year, Hilary Swank is separating from her husband Chad Lowe after 8 years of marriage (Chad is Rob’s brother).

Of course to Chad (he’s Rob’s brother), this should be no surprise, seeing how she completely forgot about him in front of 50 million people when she won her first Oscar. Ouch.

This was all that was left for Hilary since she’d won her second Oscar. Her rise to stardom is now complete. I’m sure we’ll soon see her traipsing around Hollywood with Matt Damon or one of those two dudes from that gay cowboy movie.

Jennifer and Mia welcome you to the club, Hilary. Hopefully you won’t forget to scratch off Chad (Rob’s brother) some alimony checks every month.

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