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"Goals for 2006
Since my blog bit the dust midway through the year, I won’t do the “great moments from 2005″ post… But I will give you my personal goals for 2006:
More pics on my blog
Ok, stop it. I know what you’re saying and it’s not funny. I’m talking about snapshots of things, pics of the kids, maybe a pic of the dog.
Read more books
Props to my lovely wife for the John McCain book for Christmas. It’s more of a, um, “bathroom” book than anything, but nonetheless it’s interesting and well written and fits into my one-chapter-a-day life.
Become an internet millionaire and retire
Seriously. This is the year.
Start a fake internet rap group
See above. Really, it’s brilliant. There is absolutely NO ONE in this space right now.
Visit the MoMA in NYC
Culture. Werd.
Design my Squeezable Peanut Butter Jar and Pitch it to JIF
My wife thinks I’m stupid, but this is even more brilliant than fake internet rap. We have squeeze tooth paste. Why not squeeze peanut butter??? Seriously. How many times have you gotten peanut butter all over your knuckles trying to dig out that last tablespoon from the jar?