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"Wal-Mart + Cheap Laptops = Complete Chaos
As you could have guessed, people freaked over the Wal-Mart $400 laptops that went on sale last Friday:
One man told reporters that the laptops were being thrown into the air and people rushed toward them, collapsing on each other. Another man described the scene as crazy.
This is why I shop at Target. It may be more expensive, but you don’t have to know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to get past the check-out either.